Mixed media: Muumuu, live cat, plush unicorn, heart socks, bunny slippers, askew glasses, cat pin, personalized bear pin with name on it, bathrobe, agoraphobia, desperation.

Mixed media: Muumuu, live cat, plush unicorn, heart socks, bunny slippers, askew glasses, cat pin, personalized bear pin with name on it, bathrobe, agoraphobia, desperation.

Where: my bathroom

Why: PBS funding

Where: my bathroom

Why: PBS funding

Where: the treehouse bathroom

Why: confused weeping

Where: the treehouse bathroom

Why: confused weeping

Why: heartbreak

Where: jen’s bathroom

Editor’s note: this is from the same time as the earlier one, but I liked this so much I had to share. But really, we only cried on Jen’s floor once.

Why: heartbreak

Where: jen’s bathroom

Editor’s note: this is from the same time as the earlier one, but I liked this so much I had to share. But really, we only cried on Jen’s floor once.

Where: Mariasol
Why: … where to start?

Where: Mariasol

Why: … where to start?

Where: Mariasol Mexican Restaurant on the Santa Monica Pier
Why: The First Annual Winter Meltdown

Where: Mariasol Mexican Restaurant on the Santa Monica Pier

Why: The First Annual Winter Meltdown

Where: Jennie’s bathroom.
Why: Heartbreak.

Where: Jennie’s bathroom.

Why: Heartbreak.

Yo Yo Ma with a Wombat.

Yo Yo Ma with a Wombat.

Where: Communist Poopuloutin Bathroom, San Luis Obispo
Why: The Dream has died

Where: Communist Poopuloutin Bathroom, San Luis Obispo

Why: The Dream has died

Where: Steve Irwin Memorial Bathroom, San Luis Obispo
Why: Steve, we’ll never forget…

Where: Steve Irwin Memorial Bathroom, San Luis Obispo

Why: Steve, we’ll never forget…

Where: my actual bathroom floor
Why: I never got a quinceanera party

Where: my actual bathroom floor

Why: I never got a quinceanera party

Where: Bathroom at Beachwood
Why: They don’t serve horses here!
Photo by Brendan Faloona
[editor’s note: I could see them also being upset about equine herpes.]

Where: Bathroom at Beachwood

Why: They don’t serve horses here!

Photo by Brendan Faloona

[editor’s note: I could see them also being upset about equine herpes.]

Where: Michael’s Bathroom
Why: Fear of water
Photo by Michael Kole

Where: Michael’s Bathroom

Why: Fear of water

Photo by Michael Kole